Days Six and Seven

This weekend would go down in History as the first weekend of the 30 days for me... however it wasn’t that hard!

I will tell you why.

Saturday morning I was up nice and early after falling asleep at around 9pm Friday night, I was up early because I was about to head to Bunbury to play South Bunbury in a scratch match for North Beach.

I was going to take the bus but something came up and I had to drive.

SO playing footy that day on a huge oval took up most of my energy which is my plan of attack for the next 23 or so days.

Later Saturday night I returned to my second home (The Shack) in Mandurah where Hoppo, Spedeyes, Belly, Bec, Chloe, Macka, Dennis, Pearce, Flick and Janelle were crashing.

I must admit it was probably the worse night so far as in Toey-ness was involved and they could all sense it… it was unpleasant so once again I tried to shift my focus elsewhere hence jumping over fires running around all night and basically hurting myself a lot.

However then I found the solution… Hoppy Naked!

It is the easiest way to be put of sex or anything sexual is seeing him run around naked.

All night

After sitting around a bonfire all night I decided it was time for bed and passed out with the satisfaction I proved you all wrong for the 6th day in a row!

Sunday Morning

I woke up nice and early once again to everyone’s delight haha and had a nice whopper meal from HJ’s to kick off the day.

Then after hurting myself in footy and jumping fires I decided against surfing a 2ft Mandurah wedge and just sat on the rocks watching 21yr old men surf with 13 year old boys… plus it looked cold.

As you can see Sex is not on my mind and I hope you guys are ready to pay up because I am nearly 1/3rd of the way through.

After we went back to The Shack and watched the Dockers play like 95 year old grandmas we returned to the water with the boat and snorkeling gear and chilled at the beach for an hour or so…

As you could probably tell I was pretty tired by this point so we all headed home!

And that is that first weekend went without any trouble and your money will soon be mine!

Oh and people who haven’t donated yet! COME ON it’s worth it I think…