I know, I know it’s a stupid idea... I have been told 1 million times that I'm going to fail. After a fun last weekend I want to vent some anger now!Dear my stupid ex girlfriend please don’t have a go at me and call me childish for doing this... I don’t understand how you can have a go at me like you did and then i wake up to find 9 missed calls from you ranging from 2-4am on Saturday morning and messages saying you want to fuck me before the bet starts?? hmmm does your new boy know about this?
Second of all I want to have a go at the Dockers seriously... WTF? enough said.
Well at least after one day my campaign is stronger than Ben Cousins hamstrings and I'm excited about proving you all wrong.
I know that there will be no pain after the first day, It's like running 400m after training the start you feel great but by the end you just want to fall over... I can’t wait for that bit.
The first night ended with $10 pasta night with Chloe, Belly and Bec, Jess and Spedeyes. It was a good way to end the first day.... however Mullaloo decided to play FTV (Fashion TV) all night so instead of sport I had to watch girls modelling lingerie... shit, lucky its the first day.
Thanks _______ for making Friday and Sunday night memorable ha-ha and thankyou Belly and all the 40-50 year olds on Saturday night who may recognise me as a French photographer...
And also yeahh day one take that.
Dylan,
ReplyDeleteto be honest id never really seen you as a womaniser that everyone else seems to know you as... altho- to be fair i hadnt actually spent much time around you to be subdued by your slick and charasmatic personality and your stylishly messy hair... but now that you have decided to do this- i must warn you- that this is an instant arousal trigger for girls-like me- who are up for the chase...to put it more delicately- GAME ON MOLE!
altho i admire you for trying, i actually kinda hope you win (and im being truthfull in that) the harder you try the more we will want you, the harder we will try to defeat you..
You could know this already and its just part of a bigger plan later on (gee- you can see how much i trust boys hey-) or if you are actually doin it for the true spirit of the actual dare or wahtever...good luck
and may god have mercy on MY soul!
xx
kas