Day Two

After such a fun way to end day one I was hoping day two would start with bang instead I got a sleep in...

There isn't much to tell today really and I’m guessing there will be a few days like this however i did nearly have a car crash! You know when you’re kinda tired and you drive home and you’re trying to keep your eyes open? Yeah well I sort of veered into the other lane today and narrowly missed another car (sorry to whoever was driving that car if you're reading this)

Then I got home and watched the rest of Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay... Not the best movie to watch during the 30 days. There was plenty of nudity.

But it’s still only day two...

I’m still waiting for Nik to spike my drink at work with Viagra and Sandie to actually talk to me... long story.

I would like to thank Kassie for trying to make me crack... however its not going to work! Sorrry :)

Oh and the whole I got a strike the other day I am going to contest that because I was referring to the weekend and trying to defend myself and I had to say that word which I’m not allowed to say (starts with S ends with X and there is a E in the middle) 

My plan of attack will be to exercise and make myself as tired as possible unless someone has a tip to make it easier???

Goodnight for now hopefully my next one will be somewhat more entertaining... ha-ha

Day One

I know, I know it’s a stupid idea... I have been told 1 million times that I'm going to fail. After a fun last weekend I want to vent some anger now!

Dear my stupid ex girlfriend please don’t have a go at me and call me childish for doing this... I don’t understand how you can have a go at me like you did and then i wake up to find 9 missed calls from you ranging from 2-4am on Saturday morning and messages saying you want to fuck me before the bet starts?? hmmm does your new boy know about this?

Second of all I want to have a go at the Dockers seriously... WTF? enough said.

Well at least after one day my campaign is stronger than Ben Cousins hamstrings and I'm excited about proving you all wrong.

I know that there will be no pain after the first day, It's like running 400m after training the start you feel great but by the end you just want to fall over... I can’t wait for that bit.

The first night ended with $10 pasta night with Chloe, Belly and Bec, Jess and Spedeyes. It was a good way to end the first day.... however Mullaloo decided to play FTV (Fashion TV) all night so instead of sport I had to watch girls modelling lingerie... shit, lucky its the first day.

Thanks _______ for making Friday and Sunday night memorable ha-ha and thankyou Belly and all the 40-50 year olds on Saturday night who may recognise me as a French photographer...

And also yeahh day one take that. 

The 30 days

Hello and Welcome to my blog about a Journey of sacrifice, pain, denial, trust and most of all... well sacrifice.

I will try and blog everyday and provide you with some videos of this journey you are taking with me.

The journey started today where a fellow colleague of mine put me up to the challenge of going 30 days of celibacy...

These are the Terms and Conditions

1. The bet starts at 12am Monday 30th March and ends midnight Wednesday 29th April.

2. Over the duration of the bet, no mention can be made of the bet to anyone through means other than Facebook, Twitter and blog announcements unless instigated by the third party.

3. Over the duration of the bet, the following is prohibited:

a. Contact with anyone that can be considered of a sexual nature such as kissing, fondling, touching or intercourse.
b. Talking about sex or making sexual comments.
c. Exposing oneself to others (this includes parading around in underwear).
d. Deliberately and knowingly letting oneself become exposed to content of a sexual nature including full or partial nudity.
e. Masturbation or self-pleasuring of a sexual nature.
f. Consumption of more than two standard drinks per hour (alcohol)

4. Every night, a 100 word (minimum) blog entry must be made outlining any difficulties or urges experienced during the day. Video logs are welcome too.

5. If at the end of the bet duration it is found that any of the above rules were broken, all money must be returned to the respective sponsors.

6. A group will be set up on Facebook and people are encouraged to discuss progress or blow the whistle on any wrong doings.

7. People are also encouraged to donate money to sponsor the bet.

8. Questions can be directed towards the bet moderator, Nikolai Douglas.

It's going to be a hard 30 days however I am determined to prove all of you wrong!

And feel free to donate money if I make it! Will make the bet much more interesting

Much Love
Dylan.