It's Over.

It's official I have quit.

But not because I failed I actually have learned a lesson in this whole thing and I really got over everyone knowing about my personal life.

Also I don't see the point to keep going just to get money... I have enough money.

But now I wouldn't mind just going back to my life the way it was.

Thanks for reading though It was a fun 10 days

Dylan

Day Eight

I cant decide what is harder about these 30 days... Not being able to "hook up" or not being able to tell a girl why I cant hook up HOWEVER luckily for me I have been informed that people I have never met/talked to know about this so I may not need to have a excuse anymore.

The Rules are if someone comes up to me and talks about it I can talk back to them however I cant start the conversation about it.

Also if you haven't noticed on the right there is a new major sponsor of this Blog! So if you need a website built big or small please just contact me because all other web designers are nerds!!

Anyway yesterday was definitely the hardest day so far! Every day I have just gone surfing, snorkeling, training, running or swimming.

Yesterday was different I have a sore foot (possibly broken toe) so I couldn't run I didn't really want to pay to go to Arena and swim so I figured I would go snorkeling... however my best mate belly was going to doctors and Spedeyes was cleaning his car, Hop is just the laziest guy in the world and no one else was that keen to go... We all know snorkeling is only fun when your with someone else.

So I sat around my house and waited for Pasta at Mullaz 7 O'clock couldn't come fast enough.

Days Six and Seven

This weekend would go down in History as the first weekend of the 30 days for me... however it wasn’t that hard!

I will tell you why.

Saturday morning I was up nice and early after falling asleep at around 9pm Friday night, I was up early because I was about to head to Bunbury to play South Bunbury in a scratch match for North Beach.

I was going to take the bus but something came up and I had to drive.

SO playing footy that day on a huge oval took up most of my energy which is my plan of attack for the next 23 or so days.

Later Saturday night I returned to my second home (The Shack) in Mandurah where Hoppo, Spedeyes, Belly, Bec, Chloe, Macka, Dennis, Pearce, Flick and Janelle were crashing.

I must admit it was probably the worse night so far as in Toey-ness was involved and they could all sense it… it was unpleasant so once again I tried to shift my focus elsewhere hence jumping over fires running around all night and basically hurting myself a lot.

However then I found the solution… Hoppy Naked!

It is the easiest way to be put of sex or anything sexual is seeing him run around naked.

All night

After sitting around a bonfire all night I decided it was time for bed and passed out with the satisfaction I proved you all wrong for the 6th day in a row!

Sunday Morning

I woke up nice and early once again to everyone’s delight haha and had a nice whopper meal from HJ’s to kick off the day.

Then after hurting myself in footy and jumping fires I decided against surfing a 2ft Mandurah wedge and just sat on the rocks watching 21yr old men surf with 13 year old boys… plus it looked cold.

As you can see Sex is not on my mind and I hope you guys are ready to pay up because I am nearly 1/3rd of the way through.

After we went back to The Shack and watched the Dockers play like 95 year old grandmas we returned to the water with the boat and snorkeling gear and chilled at the beach for an hour or so…

As you could probably tell I was pretty tired by this point so we all headed home!

And that is that first weekend went without any trouble and your money will soon be mine!

Oh and people who haven’t donated yet! COME ON it’s worth it I think…

Day 5 The Working Week is OVER

The Working week is now over! After 5 days I'm happy its over isn't everyone? But this week I'm especially happy because that means I dont have to sit next to the guys whilst they talk about sex and everything I cant do.

This Weekend I will be heading down south for Footy and then staying in Mandurah Saturday night. I'm basically getting away for the weekend which will be good for so many reasons.

Oh and last night I had this dream that I actually failed the bet and I was actually kinda angry that I failed... but then I woke up and was happy to find out that it was all a dream!

Looking forward to the weekend and all the challenges

Speak to you soon 

D

Day 4

According to a recent study Sex actually makes you more happier than money... And here is another interesting fact "the more you ejaculate, the less likely you are to develop prostate cancer" So cheers guys according to this I'm going to get prostate cancer.

In all seriousness I found out today that in these blogs I'm actually allowed to talk about sex and how Adam is still getting none. I hate Adam, Chris oh and Nik for making lunch unbearable... I actually can not speak anymore at lunch.

Fuckers

Oh and I also sore my picture on that Lovers and Lobbers website of me taking a piss BEFORE shape a few weeks back. The caption said that it was after Shape when this photo was taken so fuuk you Lovers and Lobber person.

Once again I had training and it the best way to keep 'urges' away because I'm generally pretty tired after.

I'm off for another day and thanks Rommi for the crossword idea... haha

I'll update around this time tomorrow again.

Peace

Day Three... this is easyyy

So after day three April Fools Day! Ha I actually fooled a couple of people by using this thing called facebook to tell you i had failed this "quest" sorry but your money is well and truly still alive!

I have started to realize that 30 days is in fact a long time but my plan of attack is to break it up into thirds so my first target is 10 days then I will start again! Genius

After surviving Kassie's multiple efforts to make me fail on day two I decided I am going to give up facebook at night.

I also went surfing without wearing a wetsuit and yes it was fucking freezing It reminded me of when I was 6... I figured it would help me out with this Plight of Abstinence.

Had a bit of a set back today with Nik pulling me up for watching a movie which had nudity in it... I have since then actually read the rules and now I will try and stick to them... probably should of done that in the first place but meh...

Day 4 and 5 should be similar to these days but the real interesting days will be 6 and 7 because that will be my first weekend during this bet... I'm guessing it will only get worse on the weekends.

Anyway I'm off for now another boring blog

Peace

Day Two

After such a fun way to end day one I was hoping day two would start with bang instead I got a sleep in...

There isn't much to tell today really and I’m guessing there will be a few days like this however i did nearly have a car crash! You know when you’re kinda tired and you drive home and you’re trying to keep your eyes open? Yeah well I sort of veered into the other lane today and narrowly missed another car (sorry to whoever was driving that car if you're reading this)

Then I got home and watched the rest of Harold and Kumar escape from Guantanamo Bay... Not the best movie to watch during the 30 days. There was plenty of nudity.

But it’s still only day two...

I’m still waiting for Nik to spike my drink at work with Viagra and Sandie to actually talk to me... long story.

I would like to thank Kassie for trying to make me crack... however its not going to work! Sorrry :)

Oh and the whole I got a strike the other day I am going to contest that because I was referring to the weekend and trying to defend myself and I had to say that word which I’m not allowed to say (starts with S ends with X and there is a E in the middle) 

My plan of attack will be to exercise and make myself as tired as possible unless someone has a tip to make it easier???

Goodnight for now hopefully my next one will be somewhat more entertaining... ha-ha